The Plague Marines of Nurgles Death Guards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.827 billion Nurgles Death Guardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nurgles Death Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion Diseases a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,161 Diseases, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nurgles Death Guards's national animal is the PlagueBearer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nurgles Death Guards is ranked 56,062^nd in the world and 1^st in Korea for Safest, scoring 100.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.